The Tenth Commandment

I've seen you over there in our neighbor's driveway, hanging out and enjoying the sunshine. And yeah, I've noticed how tall, dark, and handsome you are. Maybe I let my glance linger a little longer than I should have, but who can blame me? Have you seen who I'm with? I mean, he's nice and everything but he's just not capable of meeting my needs. There was a time when he was all I needed, but in the past five years of our life together I've done a lot of growing and he just...hasn't. He's still exactly the same as when we first got together. We've had a good run, but I think it's time for me to move on. And you, dear Honda Odyssey, are exactly what I want to move on to. It's you who has room for two carseats, a stroller, and a load of groceries! It's you who has automatic sliding doors and remote keyless entry! It's you with your 13 cup holders, magic third row seat, and dvd player option! It's you I must have! I love my Chevy Prizm, but he just can't give me what I need anymore. It might take a few more months, Honda Odyssey, but we will be together soon.